Haiku du jour

Both my cats love me

Today, they are warm hillocks

In my comforter.

Haiku du jour 3

Exploding Pyrex
Snowy potatoes ruined
We are disgruntled

Haiku du jour 2

If I were famous
My right to be disheveled
I would not forfeit.

Haiku du jour

Tiger Wood's car crash
Triggers nosy, needy talk
Mind our own business?

Haiku du jour

I love my cocktail
Of coffee, meds, neti pot
For my sinuses.

Haiku du jour

The sullen gray skies
Hang heavy overhead and
Plot winter mischief.

Haiku du jour too

With quick, lightning leaps
Kitty cat wants to kill me.
Who opens the cans?

Haiku du jour

November again -
Fall delights, holiday food
Overdose of both.

Haiku du jour too

Leaves icy with frost
Lay piled in heaps by the house.
I must shred faster.

Haiku du jour

A hole in my lip
Sent coffee down my cleavage
Sticky waterfall.

Haiku #4

No parent piles leaves
For jumping, just the single
lady - she gets it.

Haiku du jour trois - I'm way behind!

If you want true love,
Let a cat lay on your heart,
Kneading with soft paws.

Haiku du jour again

Soon, Christmas carols
Will fill the air with their cheer,
Like ragweed in spring.

Haiku du jour

"Well, I'll pray for you"
The words are like honeybees -
Sweet, cloaking a sting.

Haiku du jour

I love the eyebrow;
Dark or fair, arcing over
The soul's window panes.

Haiku du jour

I float in a cloud
Of flannel and body heat -
Must I rise and shine?

Haiku du jour again

Krispy Kreme doughnuts?
My attention is elsewhere
My bathroom scale smiles.

Haiku du jour

A large leaf pile makes
Me Miss Popularity
With little children.

Haiku du Jour

Japanese Maple
Stretches dainty naked arms
Red lace leaves fallen.