Haiku du Jour

A green shoot of hope
Bursts out, reaching for the sun.
See what you started?

In Memorium

I have just killed my second -no, my third! - Miss Bimbo, Delysia22. Her precursors were Savannah 11 and DeltaSue11. It's fun for awhile, and then, like a Tamagatchi, the drudgery sets in. Not to mention the increasing time suck, and the pressure to tender real cash for Bimbo dollars just to speed up the process. I have made it to level 9, and gave my bimbo the plastic surgery, which made her look - uh - plastic. Next is the boob job. I refuse to spend evening after evening slowly saving up for plastic bosoms. I have a life. I have sunsets to watch, household chores to perform, friends to contact. Enough is enough.

Haiku for Delysia 22:

Pretty cartoon face
Many bimbo points racked up
Delete button pushed.